MARK R. JONES
Crime writer ~ Tour guide ~ Speaker
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| 'Blueblood' and 'inbred' mean the same thing in Charleston. Puritanism is the belief that somewhere someone is having fun, and you can't stop it. A man with an erection needs no advice. Birthdays are overrated. To keep having them all you have to do is stay alive. In Charleston, temperance is a four-letter word. When you put clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out. What we need is a little more diversity in the Southern gene pool. The penalty for bigamy is two mother-in-laws. It is better to fall in love than to step in it. |
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